So last week, Mary found a crumpled up note on her desk asking her (well the note WAS NOT meant for her) but anyway it asked her to “show her titties” 

Naturally, we showed the entire class this note because we’re immature seniors lollollloll. Mr. Dang kept asking, “What does it say?” WHAT DOES THE NOTE SAY” And we kept shaking our heads, laughing hysterically because we didn’t want to show it to him. But eventually someone did show it to him and this is how he reacted:

*widens eyes, giggles uncontrollably”
“Where did you find this note?”
(Ali says she thinks she found it on our table but moved it to Mary’s because we don’t like trash on our table lol:D) 
“No way. No way. CHRIS ZHANG SITS AT THAT TABLE. He would never write something like that!!!!”
*entire class erupts in laughter because omfg CZ?!?*
 ”Guys no no Chris would not write that. There’s just no way he would write something like that! It has to be someone from the other teacher’s class. No one in period 7/8 AP Bio would write something like that. No way Chris would write that. No Chris would not write that! It’s Chris Zhang!”

Mr. Dang. 

Calm down.

omfg. o m f g.